Glazed glory

Glazed Glory
Idea and story by: alex weber.

   Ahem, it was a normal day at BCIT Medford campus, In Ms. Nebbia room 1st block. The students were learning about irony, when someone bumped into Bob the car parts monster. Bob fell down with a bang. The student picked Bob the car parts monster back up, like it was no big deal. Ms. Nebbia didn’t really care to much either actually. But there was a switch on the inside on Bob, And when Bob hit the ground the aftershock vibrated the switch on. The rest of the day continued onwards like normal.
   The next morning everyone noticed something shocking, Bob the car parts monster was missing. The Mr. Porter, the principal, was notified of this event. Shortly after Mr. Porter was told of the event he appeared, in room D202. “look If you tell me he stole it I won’t have to get anyone in even more trouble”. Mr. porter explained to the students. Nobody had rose their hand to take the blame. “okay then we’ll just have to give everyone detention until some….”! Mr. Porter was interrupted by the shriek of a female student. Mr. Porter ran out the door and into the direction of the screech. The students stuck their heads out the door to see what it was. Mr. porter ran into a room, then everyone heard a loud thump. Bob the car part monster ran out of the room and down the hallway. Ms. Nebbia took out her cell phone and called the hunter extraordinarie.
    Mr. Porter came on the loud speaker and asked to evacuate the school. There was a lot of panic. Everyone went to the student parking area. Mr. porter had a megaphone in his hand telling everyone about Bob the car parts monster. He also told everyone that a hunter is here to find and destroy Bob the car parts monster. Then someone took the megaphone from Mr. Porter and spoke. “Hello kids it is I, Pee-wee Herman”! there was a gasp, pee-wee continued “Okay I know it must be weird to have pee-wee at your school hunting down a car parts monster. But Bob must be destroyed, heh heh”!
    All of a sudden the pond of BCIT started to create waves. “What did you say”? bellowed a voice. “not you spongebob”. said pee-wee. “oh, well nobody uses my name for evil”. “I’ll help to” Exclaimed spongebob. “that means we have two people hunting Bob the car parts monster we, heh heh, need one more person, heh heh” said pee-wee “let’s draw straws”. After all the students were distributed a straw, someone got the shortest! “now who has the shortest”? asked spongebob. “I do” yelled Alex weber.
   As the three heroes entered BCIT pee-wee gave a quick briefing. “okay guys I found Bob the car parts monster weakness… glazing” announced pee-wee. Pee-wee gave everyone glazed donuts. “we need to split up, I’ll get the cafeteria and auditorium, pee-wee will get the D wing, and Alex you’ll get the E wing, got it”? everyone agreed.
   Pee-wee went to the D wing, and got distracted by a classroom format. He thought it looked like his playhouse, he broke down in sadness. In the cafeteria sponge bob got distracted by the kitchen and started to make krabby patties, While Alex went into The E wing. First Alex went to the electrical construction room. He heard a noise and went to investigate. It was Bob the car parts monster feasting on metal.
Alex picked up the fire extinguisher and pulled, aimed, squeezed and swept at Bob. It did nothing. Alex had a new plan he pick up a glazed donut that pee-wee gave him, and tossed it into Bob’s mount. Bob imploded.
   Alex became a hero For saving BCIT. Spongebob returned to the pond of BCIT. And pee-wee moved back into his mansion made of fruitcake and pixie dust. Bob was made into a man-made coral reef in the pond of BCIT. I suppose this is the end.

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